Sando smash.

The essentials

1. Duck management. The duck eats drops. Hit it three times to make it regurgitate the lot.
2. Choose your heat. Choose Mild, Hot or Regret once at the start. That choice stays locked through every service and life in the run. Faster balls earn ×2 or ×3 points.
3. Hostile sandwich. Every fifth service is a boss. Hit its glowing weak spot; dodge its tomato complaints.
4. Buttered return. Move the plate on impact to add spin. A moving edge catch pierces three bricks. Chain hits for up to ×5 combo tips.
5. Emergency baguette. Brick hits charge it. Q / Shift or Baguette gives a huge plate for 7 seconds and piercing returns.
6. Nightclub kitchen. Return on the pulsing beat for bonus tips and a piercing shot. Sound is optional.
7. Soup floor. The tide returns heavy dumpling balls. Break bricks to keep your plate from sinking.
8. The last olives. The final three bricks become scuttling olives. Space / Toothpick sends a guided toothpick; it recharges in 1.2 seconds.
9. Impossible customers. Optional orders ask for three tomatoes, cheese or greens with no bread. Complete one for tips. Hit bread and the customer becomes a pigeon.
10. Tip-stealing pigeon. Hit it to recover stolen, unbanked tips with interest. If it escapes, it buys a waistcoat.
11. Plate repossession. Your plate splits in two, leaving a real gap. Catch on the outer edges for powerful returns.
12. Sauce portals. Balls teleport along the marked exit arrows. Ingredients that pass through change into something else.

Stories from a deeply questionable shift

1. Sandwichception. A tiny arcade inside lunch. Ten seconds to earn bonus tips; the main kitchen waits.
2. Yesterday’s employee. A ghost plate repeats where you were ten seconds ago and can save returning balls.
3. The bill arrives. An enormous receipt crawls towards the floor. Break it in time. Hit the glowing service fee three times to offend it.
4. Secret recipes. Coffee + multiball = espresso triplets. Soup + baguette = bread boat. Buttered returns + portals = croissant wormhole. Pigeon + extra life = an intern who saves one missed ball.
5. The avocado window. Hard = faster ball. Brown = narrow plate. The short ripe window destroys eight ingredients.
6. Dishwasher dimension. A spinning bonus arena with six soap targets. Return with a sparkling ball that punches through six bricks.
7. Espresso emergency · E. Brick hits recharge three seconds of slow kitchen and normal plate speed. Brief jitters follow.
8. The crumbs are organising. Catch five crumbs to form a bread creature. It climbs the wall, then eats an ingredient or attacks a boss.
9. Kitchen conveyor. Ingredients travel around the arena’s edges. Find an opening and send the ball behind them.
10. Tablecloth trick · T. Brick hits charge a sideways yank. Alternate rows move in opposite directions; wall crashes smash nearby ingredients.
11. Physical tips jar. Tip coins can be caught or knocked into the jar to bank them early. The pigeon knows about this.
12. Load shedding · L. Choose 12 seconds of emergency lighting for double brick and boss points. The ball and obstacles stay outlined. Management pedals.
13. Condiment war. The left wall coats your ball in ketchup; the right in mustard. Hit the opposite territory for tips. Neutral mayo makes heavy balls.
14. Upgrades with catches. Every third clear offers a permanent choice: longer plate / pigeons, stronger spin / sliding, bigger tips / ducks, or extra ball / strange gravity. Pick one or let the countdown continue without it. Pause to think.
15. Boss personalities. Cheesecake throws burning sugar that speeds the ball. Burger pickles reverse controls. Steak’s orbiting chips shield it. The receipt charges a life if it reaches the floor.
16. The kitchen remembers. Baguette abuse attracts rival bread; repeated Regret services summon chilli. Recover enough stolen tips to meet the pigeon’s mother.

The restaurant itself becomes the problem

1. The scoreboard escapes. Up to 500 banked points fall as numbers. Catch them back. A zero gives the duck alarming ambitions and size.
2. A giraffe has a reservation. Its neck redirects shots. When its head arrives it eats the greens. During pinball, it becomes a living ramp.
3. The moon is a fried egg. Egg gravity pulls your ball. Three yolk hits turn gravity sideways for six seconds.
4. The restaurant grows legs. Bricks bounce and loose chairs fall through the rally. The chairs can redirect your ball.
5. Suddenly, pinball. For twelve seconds your plate is two flippers. Use A / D, arrows, or touch either half. Sauce bumpers award tips.
6. The bread was structural. Lower bread supports entire columns. Break a support, then catch the falling ingredients for extra tips.
7. You hatch the ball. Five buttered returns attract a dragon. It follows your shot, burns ingredients and hoards a share of tips until they bank.
8. Cutlery helicopter. It steals six real ingredients and carries them around. Break them all, then catch the pea pilot for bonus tips.
9. The boss eats the walls. Damaged bosses bite gaps in the arena. Balls exiting those gaps return carrying a cone, trolley or smaller restaurant, with piercing power.
10. You are the sandwich. Dodge giant plates for eight seconds. Survive cleanly for the full bonus. Your movements can return as a future boss’s path.
11. Sentient black-hole cheese. It pulls in crumbs, drops, furniture and pigeons. Ten snacks trigger bonuses. Swallow a duck to release two managers: one hands out benefits, the other cutbacks.
12. A larger game picks you up. Giant chopsticks tilt the whole arena. The tilt changes gravity. The giant face still thinks it needs salt.
13. Your previous run returns. A later boss copies your last run’s movements and gets a name and body drawn from your heat, ducks, pigeons and baguettes. The browser remembers your last finished run.
14. Catastrophes combine. From service six: soup + egg creates soup planets; giraffe + pinball makes a living ramp; dragon + portals ignites the sauce; cheese + duck creates conflicting management.
15. Lunch was a pigeon. Some services reveal the disguise at half-clear. Remaining ingredients unfold into a boss with a serious interest in your tips.

Gold drops: W+ wide plate (12s) · S slow ball (10s) · ×3 multiball · CAF espresso · +1 life · NET saves one ball.

Red drops: W− narrow plate (8s) · F! fast ball (8s) · ↔! reversed controls (7s). Opposite effects cancel. You lose a life only when all balls are lost.

Events unlock gradually, give a warning and leave breathing room. Later services can pair two catastrophes. Difficulty stays locked. Cleared services continue after a short countdown; upgrade breaks last seven seconds. Pause stops play and countdowns. Sound starts off; Less motion removes screen shake and tray rotation.